This house that looks like the ones you see in Paint advertisements is my friend Kumar's.
People call it the ''Titanic House''...
They call it that because this house overflows with love.
This is Kumar’s great grandfather. He had a 'love marriage' even in those days.
This is Kumar’s grandfather. He worked hard to entice his grand mom.
This is Kumar’s father.
He watched many movies and gained inspiration to entice his mother.
While most families pass on worthless heirloons to the next generation,
This family passes on love.
The latest in the line of this romantic clan are Kumar’s soap opera like sisters.
This is Kumar’s older sister.
This is Kumar’s bald brother-in-law.
Are you ready?
What are you doing? lt's getting late for work.
l'm coming.
They fell in love while they were going to attend an interview.
Office starts at 9 and it's already 8.45. lrresponsible!!!
Hurry up!
l am coning, don't get angry!
You got me tensed early in the morning.
Don't show your tension at Office.
l'll take care of that.
What is the afternoon menu?
lt's sambhar rice and cauliflower pakodas.
l'll make it and bring it myself.
Take care.
lt was his sister who got the job after the interview.
He settled down to be the ''stay at home'' son-in-law, taking care of cooking.
This is Kumar’s second sister and her husband.
They are both lawyers.
They fell in love while arguing with each other in court and are now happily married.
l am making chappathis, you'd better come hone.
This is Kumar’s plump sister.
She studies in college.
A young girl who is determined to fall in love with someone soon...
Kumar, though from such a lovey-dovey family, is averse to love and girls.
The reason for that-- several heart wrenching incidents in his life...
The first one happened when he was a cute, chubby boy in kindergarten.
Take this.
You give me one.
Hey!! Show me your hand!
This was the day Kumar marked in his calendar.
Ever since that day, he looked at girls as villains.
An incident where he was trapped because of' love' happened in his 11th grade.
lf l said this was kumar, wouldn't you leave right away?
He's not the one.
Your 'mind voice' is correct. He is Kumar.
What happened, why are you crying?
He gave me a love letter.
Who?
This guy!
Kumar, who had taken the blame for someone else,
fell in love while in college.
lt was the first tine Kumar felt romantic.
Girls, who seemed like villains till then, started looking like heroines.
Very confident of winning her over, kumar approached her with a love letter.
Hurry up, cone on, start the bike.
Don't think.
Quick, start the bike!
We need to leave this place right away.
Hurry!
Fast!
Where are we going?
Go to Central Station. The train is at 12.
With henchmen chasing him, a girl riding pillion with her hands wrapped around him,
He felt like actor Vijay in Gilli...
Hurry up!
Why are you late?
Everyone at hone knows about us now.
He saved ne from then and brought me here on his Bike.
Thank you, brother.
Brother, be careful...
Be careful? Why?
Don't hit me! l don't know anything!!
Bruised by such tragic incidents,
We’ll now see how Kumar falls in love successfully.
Brother, can you please drop me in college.
No way, l am getting late!
Should l drop you in my scooter?
in this scooter? l would rather walk!
What was that?
From now, if someone drops something, or does anything thing for that matter,
It calls for a Treat.
Yes, that's the new rule in office from today.
lf we think about work as much as we think about Treats,
We can even outshine Microsoft.
What's up, Kumar? Are you late to office as usual?
The HR person is calling you.
What is it, Kumar? Have you given a request to change your team?
We have only girls in our team, l am the only boy.
l don't get along with girls ever since childhood.
lt's a problem.
l don't have any such problems. Even though l am shy, l am ok.
Who called you here?
lf the company has a problem, l'll be there.
Can you please go!
l don't like giving reasons to avoid work.
That's not it, man.
Look at Mr. George.
He joined this place as a regular testing trainee, but, today...
He's an operations lead.
You can look at him as your role model.
Don't you feel confident just looking at him?
Look at him, how handsome he is!!!
Hey! Be careful!
Doesn't he look as handsome as the second Hero in a Selvaraghavan film?
The good news is that our project's Q2 financial result is excellent!
We are planning a big quarterly bash on the 15th!
Everyone must participate.
l an getting married on Sunday.
l've booked a bus thinking everyone will come.
But no one is willing to come.
The paupers want a feast when the prince is starving!!
Sunday is the only holiday we have
and he has his wedding fixed at some temple in Chitoor.
A wedding in Chitoor That's too difficult.
That is our family deity.
Come on! People fuss about a death even in their own hones and build hype on Facebook!
And here you are inviting us to a wedding all the way at Chitoor!!
l suggest you don't go to your own wedding, at least you'll not ruin a girl's life.
lt's bad enough that you were born and now you're getting married all the way there!
l'll gift you a few rupees.
Elope with that girl and buy us some booze to celebrate!
Kumar, wait. l want to speak to you.
What's the problem?
l don't have any problem.
Why don't you fall in love with someone?
Sorry, sir. l am not interested in such things.
Then, how do l trust that you will stay back in this conpany?
What if you resign from here and go elsewhere?
l don't have such ideas.
Make sure you identify a girl to woo.
That's when you'll grow attached to this conpany and feel motivated to cone to office.
Do you understand?
ls she more beautiful than l am?
You'll see for yourself tomorrow.
She set hearts a flutter even during Training.
Many of them proposed to her during training, but she didn't fall for anyone.
A new girl!!!
l'll have to brush my teeth tomorrow.
Wear new clothes!
l have to wash my socks, it's just been 3 months, nevertheless!
Romance is in the air!!
A new girl's gonna come.
Am sure every guy will turn up as if freebies are being given away.
Kumar, can l swipe an extra 5000 this time?
Why?
l am not going to cook up excuses like in movies.
l am going shopping!
l am going to make a style statement!
Get lost!!
What is he saying?
A new girl is joining office tomorrow.
He's trying to develop his personality and wants money for that.
Aren't you a young guy too?
He's grooming hinself at your cost!
You're still the same old self.
Are you planning on staying a Bachelor all your life?
What's wrong with that?
l'll kill you!
Our parents will curse us from heaven!
Don't be a disgrace to our family!
Why don't you fall in love with a girl immediately!
No way! Love won't work for ne.
Girls are mere problems!
That's just puppy love. Don't jump to conclusions based on that.
l am sure the right girl for you is there somewhere.
She'll come in search of you.
Will she have a name board in hand?
l don't know how she'll come,
but when she does, you'll surely see the symptoms.
You may see 1000 girls in a day, but when you see this girl...
lt will feel like a drizzle in a blast of cool air
You will hear the sound of 1000 violins playing around you.
The whole place will see new with the sweet smell of fragrant flowers.
ln all, it will feel like flying.
l keep telling you not to watch silly movies! You never listen.
You blabber too much!
Hey!! Stop!
Don't close the lift door!
Please come!
A light drizzle...
A cool breeze...
Oh... ls that her...?
Like the fragrance of a million flowers...
Soft lightning strikes...
Oh... ls that her...?
Wings sprout...
Scattering like a rainbow...
And a thousand violins play ...
Dewdrops rain on me...
l fly...
l float...
l fly...
l float...
People standing around me...
Disappeared in seconds...
lt was only, you, me and us...
l could see no one else...
Till yesterday l did not understand...
What love truly meant...
But from the moment l saw you...
lt's raining love, within...!
Why are the guys crowded over there?
A light drizzle...
Excuse me, is this pencil yours?
No!
l spoke to her!!
You're going to be working in his team.
Not just me, everyone in this office knows.
lt looks like you're very famous.
l fly...
l float...
l fly...
Congratulations, you have twins.
l float...
What is it, singing a duet?
l even had children.
l am getting married in Chitoor on Sunday.
l've even arranged a bus. Will you come?
Sure, we're going to work in the sane office. How can l not come?
l'll surely come.
Thank you so much.
Why are you thanking ne? l'll come.
These phone calls keep bothering us.
What happened?
Sanjana is coming for the wedding!!
Hey, wait! l an coming.
Hey! Wait.
Take me too!!
l'll come even if you have the wedding in Singapore.
l am coming too!!!
Hey! Write my name as well!
Kumar, you can leave after you eat.
No, it's late.
Your brother-in-law has made masala dosa for you.
Don't you have your bike?
l've given the bike for service. l'll take an auto.
Why should you taken an auto. You have ny scooter.
l am going towards the market. Just get on to this.
We'll get there fast, won't we?
lt has to give me a2 kilometer mileage. lt's giving me just 1.5.
l need to send it for Service.
Give the money.
l am getting late, let's go.
Come!!
Sorry, sir. l don't have the insurance, RC book or license.
What's this? lt doesn't even have the number plate!
lf l have a number plate, they file a case easily.
You have to pay a fine of Rs. 5000.
Sir, please wait.
l need to go urgently. Please take this and let us go.
Fine, go ahead!
lt's getting late. Start the scooter. Hurry!
Go!!
lt was working fine. lt stopped all of a sudden.
Does this work even now?
Normally, it doesn't go past a kilometer. lt went beyond that today. Trust me.
l should blame myself for getting onto this!
Take this.
Stop.
Where's the bus?
They were waiting for you all this while. lt just left.
Silly brother-in-law!
l could have hitched a ride with a garbage truck instead of your bike!
l am sure they'll be stuck in some procession. We can catch up. Give it one more chance.
Fine, let's go! l don't have a choice.
The Bus is waiting there.
Didn't l tell you l'll catch up with them at the signal?
Hey! Stop the Bus.
Don't miss the bus! All the best!
Hey!
Hey! Stop the Bus.
ls she the embodiment of beauty?
She makes Beauty beautiful...
And with her glance,
l lost myself beautifully...
ls she the embodiment of beauty?
She makes beauty, beautiful...
And with her glance,
l lost myself beautifully...
Who are you, my sweetheart?
Your smile kills me...
ln a second l slip...
My heart moves to rhythmic music...
ls she the embodiment of beauty?
Yesterday wasn't like this...
The trouble started just today.
The reason is you...
l asked my friend to move away...
l spoke to myself...
You have done something to me!
Oh, Sanjana... Oh, Sanjana...
My heart is filled with music...
As l drown in your eyes!
ls she the embodiment of beauty?
With absolutely no needs...
With no ambition...
l wandered thinking l was strong...
Oh, Angel, then l saw you...
And saw your tea leaf shaped eyes...
Now l realize how wrong l was...
Oh, Sanjana... Oh, Sanjana...
My heart is filled with music...
As l drown in your eyes...
ls she the embodiment of beauty?
Thank you very much for coming to the wedding.
Why is he merely thanking us? What about the Treat?
lt was a traditional wedding.
We go to see the deity because the wedding was in a temple.
Yes.
Ladies, l'll drop you.
Are you in love with Sanjana?
Ok, l'll find another babe.
Shall we leave?
Yes, George.
You are dropping four of us home.
Does this happen regularly or rarely?
Really tired...Never again!
Nothing...
Hey, Maya, listen to me.
What happened, Maya?
That rascal cheated me!
Who... Ashok?
That was last month.
Who's this?
A boy called Rajesh.
We were in love for a month and now he says it won't work out.
lf you change boyfriends the way you change hairstyles, that's not love.
Look at Satish and me. lt's been 4 years. No problems, no hassles!
l have a feeling it could be your fault.
Love requires both of you to be genuine.
Don't give me advice. Are you in love?
Do you plan to fall in love?
We are like grains of rice. We'd be strong initially.
But once we fall in love, we become soft and
they'll grind us to paste and just eat us up.
They are frauds, all of them!!
Even if your alarm doesn't go off, l'll wake you up at 4.30.
The alarm is set on my phone, your brother-in-law's
and even on the kid's toy phone.
You will surely tell her about your love tomorrow, won't you?
That is why l am going to wake up at 4.30 and get ready.
Sanjana, aren't you going to the hostel?
Cone... Let ne drop you in my red Ferrari.
lf you go to the gym for just 1 day and look good,
do you think she'll fall for you?
How can you expect a sapling to bloomn overnight?
You will understand this only if you are in my position.
Why did she join our office?
l was fine till then.
Now, l can't go to office and if l do, l feel jealous!
l am thinking of quitting work.
These days it's easier to kill someone.
Falling in love is more difficult.
What do we do?
l'll snatch her bag and run away. You can nab me and become a hero.
For how long are you going to cone up with these ancient ideas?
l have a super idea for you to be successful in love.
Have you heard of Mokia?
Ya, the phone!
That's a phone. But, l am talking about a person.
His job is to get people together. That's why he is called Mokia.
Have you heard of Sangu Pandi from the neighboring street?
Who? The bad looking guy who eloped with that beautiful girl next door?
See, you're reminded of him only at the mention of a beautiful babe!
Nokia was the one who gave him a game plan to entice that beautiful angel.
lf you seek his help, you can entice any girl
You're really lucky to have such brothers-in-law.
Keep quiet.
He will charge a hefty fee. lt'll be expensive.
But, if you bargain with him, he'll send you away.
You hardly come out of the kitchen, how do you have all these details?
That's not important. Our brother-in-law has to be successful in love, that's important.
Token I, you can go inside.
Token 3, go in.
Token 6, go in.
Token 9, you can go in.
Give me Rs.10, 000.
l didn't bring that much money.
Why? Did it not fit in your bag?
Give me your Credit card.
What are you looking at?
Many have run away saying they're going to withdraw money from the ATM.
That's why l have this. Give me the card.
Can l ask you something if you don't mind?
Ask ne.
Why do you need this Rs.10,000?
l have to pay my monthly installment!
This is my Fee!
You're taking a fee without finding out the problem.
You have to tell ne what your problem is.
There's a girl in office...
Stop!
Tell me about yourself. Where do you work?
ln the lT lndustry...
The ones who are seen dozing in cabs on the way to work... those guys?
Yes.
Now, tell me about your girl. How is she?
She looks as bright as a Mirror!
Then get her fixed in the bathroom. You can brush your teeth looking at her.
When l ask you how she is, you have to tell me about her character.
Aren't you from lT?
l'll tell you in a way you understand.
You can categorize girls into 5 types --Apple, Linux, Microsoft, Google and Open Source.
How?
You tell me about her, l'll tell you which category she falls under.
She's very beautiful, intelligent and talks to everyone, but not too much.
Even if boys are drooling after her, she handles it casually and doesn't acknowledge it.
Yes.
She talks very humbly.
Of course!
Then, your babe is an ''Apple''...
Yes, she is very fair, she looks beautiful.
l am not talking about a fruit. lt's the computer l am talking about.
They have a unique set of applications. lt's conplicated.
Very tough.
You shouldn't say that.
l only said it's difficult, not inpossible.
Let's check your level.
You're standing alone at a bus stand.
lt's raining. The breeze is chill.
A gorgeous girl walks down in the rain.
She asks you for a lift.
What will you say to her?
l would say ''Sorry'' l don't have a bike. Please don't get upset.
Ok.
Now you have a Bike.
You're smoking a cigarette sitting on that Bike.
l don't smoke. l don't have that habit.
All right, you're drinking milk-shake!! Ok?
The sane girl now cones on a Bike...
She says she'll give you a ride, and asks you to cone along.
Kumar, l'll drop you. Come.
What will you say then?
l have my bike, you carry on.
You don't seem to understand what l am saying.
l'll tell you clearly. This is the last test.
The sane girl takes you to a corner seat of an empty theatre and is watching a movie with you.
What will you do then?
ls there no one around?
Just the two of us?
Yes.
l will go close to her and...
l'll tell her the movie is boring and that l'll take a nap...
and to wake me up after it's over.
Rascal! Don't you get what l am saying?
Even the Theatre staff will wake you up after the movie.
You can even get an MLA seat.
But, do you know how difficult it is to get a corner seat in a Theatre?
l misjudged you. lt will cost you a lot more, not just Rs.10,000.
Give me your credit card.
l'll start your training from tomorrow.
You gotta work with fire in your belly, Kumar!!!
You look like Kanal Hassan in Viswaroopan!
How do l go to work in these clothes?
Like they said back then, you can't teach an old dog a new trick!!
l didn't give you a makeover to send you to office! Come!
Are you relaxed?
This is Level 1. l will count from 1-3.
Select any girl from here before that.
What are you saying?
What about that girl in the black dress?
The girl who is wobbling like a broken chair, that one?
Not bad. l'll count from 1 to 3 again.
Why?
Training!
You have to go and talk to her before that.
Wait.
Talk to her!!!
You have to speak to me for a minute!
Please!
l'll kill you if you ever come back!!
Very good, you've passed Level 1.
l only got slapped.
Whoever the girl is and wherever you propose to her,
At worst, you'll be slapped and humiliated a little.
Most men pretend to be good because they're scared of this.
But after this experience,
you will no longer feel shy or hesitant approaching any girl.
Spot a girl, talk to her and get her phone number.
How can l approach an unknown girl and ask her for her number?
lf you need coconuts, you need to climb the coconut tree.
Do you need it or not?
l do.
Look at these tests as opportunities to strike goals and keep moving forward.
Do you understand? lt's simple.
lt's easy to preach, but difficult to practice.
What did you say?
Nothing!
lt's ok, tell ne.
lt's easy to preach, but difficult to practice.
l'll take this as a challenge.
Do you see those3 girls seated there? l'll get their numbers in 30 seconds.
Do you want to see it?
Hello.
Tell me, buddy.
What? A free top-up?
And that too for Rs. 99...?
What are you saying? l won't tell anyone.
Your working with Vodafone is good for ne.
Tell ne the number.
Fine, thank you, buddy!
Excuse me, are these your numbers?
Why have you given me missed calls?
Well... the free top up...
l just have to mention a 'free top up' and you will cone rushing.
Bringing people together, separating them and solving problems in love.
These are the services l offer.
Looking at you, l assume you have a lot of problems in love.
When you're free, come and meet me.
l will give you a free top up for your phone by evening.
ls that all l'll get?
Looks like you'll want ne to buy you clothes for Diwali.
A 'top up' is all l can give you.
How was that?
lf l want to, l can even get lleana to come to lkkatuthangal. Do you understand?
Now, it's your turn. Pick a girl of your choice and get her number.
What about that girl?
You're being over ambitious. Fine! Go and get her number.
How did you get her number even without talking to her?
She works in my office.
Her name is Kavi Priya.
Given a choice, you'll give me numbers of everyone known to you.
Don't try these lazy tricks with me.
Getting numbers from an unknown girl is what counts as Training.
Do you understand?
Do you see that girl dressed in orange?
Talk to her and get her number.
Did you see my phone?
A white Nokia...
No.
Where could it be?
The phone costs Rs. 40,000.
The cost doesn't matter. l have a lot of contact numbers in it.
lf you don't mind, can you give me a call from your phone?
lt'll be easy to look for it.
Thanks.
Tell me the number.
lt's ringing.
Sorry. lt's been in my pocket and l forgot about it.
l'll save your number. l shouldn't wonder who it is when you call me.
That's ok. l'll ask you that over the phone.
Thanks a lot.
Here is the number.
Let's go!
l got the number after a lot of difficulty. Can't you at least say ''very good''?
You haven't won the World Cup for me to praise you.
You merely got a number.
You have a lot to learn.
Call that number and ask that girl to come to where l tell you.
Will she cone?
Boys nay stop going to liquor shops.
But, girls can't stop themselves fron visiting a coffee shop.
She's here just as you predicted.
What should l do now?
Go and start the Engine.
l will give you instructions on operating the gear and clutch.
lf you manage to get my number, does it mean you can call me anytime and ask to meet up?
Did you think l'll fall for that? l came here to give you a piece of my mind.
What do you want?
She's boiling over with anger.
Use mittens to take her off the stove and she'll cool down.
Start off the way l told you.
l don't know how to start.
l'll send some priests along. Will you start after a prayer?
Send her that 'love' message.
Tell ne.
What do you want?
Whatever l wanted to say to you, l've sent as an SMS.
Please take a look.
What is this, you've sent a message saying ''l love you''...
lf you don't like it, just send it back.
Even if you get an inch, you should grab a mile.
You shouldn't miss the chance.
Tell her someone is calling her.
Excuse me, someone is calling you.
Me?
Now...?
Just kiss her on her cheeks.
There's no one there.
Look there, soneone's calling you.
Boss, l am shaking!
lf l get there, l'll whack you. kiss her!!
My god!! What a slap!
How do l run my business at this rate?
Very good, you've passed.
From now, even if you get hit with any pair of slippers,
you won't be embarrassed.
You're ready to fall in love.
Get into action and take the world by storm!!
You gotta work with fire in your belly, Kumar!!!
Kumar, you've been called by HR.
You're glowing today.
Everyone's got a glow inside then.
Just that it costs money for the world to see it.
Did you call me, Ms. Rekha Mohan?
You've taken leave without prior information. Any problem...?
Oh, my god! Your eyes...
l've never noticed.
lf you have a sexy gray tinge like this, that means your genes have a European influence.
Really...?
Your eyes enhance your beauty.
How did l not notice this all along?
l an really sorry about taking leave without notification.
l'll see you
Someone broke a cup. see who it is?
Today's Treat is confirmed. Find the person.
This is nothing. Just some fitness....
Power yoga, some stretching...
Even if you get an inch, you should grab a mile.
You shouldn't miss the chance.
When you smile, your dimples are stunning.
She was born chubby...
She grew up chubby...
What would l ever do if l get you fully?
She has an endearing laugh...
Oh... She is hot...
What would l ever do if l get you easy?
My sweet dimples...
l will eat!
The color of my heart...
l will grab!
You are a honey-bee...
embrace me....kiss me... Take a piece of me...
You are the Queen of Cool...
Eat me up slowly, fully, embrace me...
You are meant for me...
l am meant for you...
This is clear madness...
ls it your figure?
ls it your glamour?
You are a five-foot wonder!
You are meant to hug me... However you please!
He slowly gave me flowers and gave me his hand to hold...
and ruined my poor heart...
You are like pickle...
You won't agree to anything, you are confused...
She will look into your eyes...
And punish you with few kisses on your cheeks...
Oh, Wow!
Are you mine?
My heart is in a twist
Oh, My God!
Your calculation is going amiss!
Oh, lady!
Bat your eyelids...
They are like fish...
They pour out honey...
They are sparkling crackers...
She was born chubby...
She grew up chubby...
What would l ever do if l get you fully?
My sweet dimples...
l will eat!
The color of my heart...
l will grab!
ls everyone ready?
Yes!!
Why don't you join then too?
lsn't there anything better to do?
Let him be. You throw it.
We'll see who is better!
My husband is an expert at this.
You're an amateur. Watch this.
Don't give up. You got to win.
My husband picks the pieces so stylishly!!
Do you do anything as impressive as this?
What is so impressive about this?
Why are you always looking for something on the ground?
Don't you ever look up while walking?
Not that. Who is this, Kumar?
This is Sanjana.
Sanjana, this is my family.
Sanjana's earrings look beautiful.
lsn't this what you wanted?
You asked for it. click a photograph.
One minute. Come here. - l’m coming.
l don't pose for a picture without him.
Your Dupatta looks nice. click a picture.
Everything she's wearing looks nice.
Let's all click a picture together.
kumar, come here.
Why don't you come here?
Come here, why are you standing there?
Move in. l need to be in the picture too.
Hey, attractive eyes!
l'll get an important call asking me to pay up my credit card bill.
Please tell then l am not here.
What is she staring at so irritably?
When the cat's away, the nice will play.
He's caught her fancy in the 3 days you've been away.
Let's see who wins-- either you or him.
There's a small problen.
Who's the boy?
How did you crack it?
You need to place your hand and push it-- you can crack it.
Not that, how did you know it was a man who crossed my path?
Your face reveals it all.
How's the boy?
He looks handsome.
Give me your Card.
Rs. 20,000?
Why didn't you tell me that a more handsomne boy is a part ofthis competition?
We are in a dangerous zone. We have to use a special formula to break this.
You have to spread runors in office saying the two of them are seeing each other.
Are you kidding?
Even if they take it to the next level after this, you can move them apart easily.
But if they become good friends and hang out together, they'll be unstoppable.
This seems wrong to me.
Should l think through the night and come up with a new idea.
No, the idea you gave mne seems good. l'll follow that.
Good! Make sure whatever l told you spreads like wild fire across office.
Did you hear that?
What is it?
l believe George is seeing Sanjana?
Wow!! The nuscle man seens to have a soft side.
lt's a secret. Let this be between us.
l won't disclose a secret. lt's a promise.
l believe George is seeing Sanjana... l got a message.
Already?
He should be working in All lndia Radio!
Whatever! Our plan is successful!
lt's just been a few days and she has George smitten already.
Many of us tried hard to get George, but you walked away with him so easily.
You go ahead, l'll bring our man.
He's the guy.
Give me Rs. 1000.
Answer the phone.
Keep the tray at that table.
Do you think l would have spread rumors about us?
No way! Not that.
lt would be good if we don't hang out together or talk to each other for sonetime.
Why don't we make this rumor come true?
l like you a lot, Sanjana.
What about you?
l need sone time to think.
The operation is successful, but looks like the patient is dead.
Where's Mokia?
He's out of town. He has gone to Mumbai to give love tips to Salman Khan.
He'll take 2 days to come back.
What do l do now?
Tell me, girls.
lf he's a nice guy like my Satish, just say ''yes''
What's his name?
George.
How's he?
He's the smartest guy in office.
lt won't work out, reject him.
ldiot, keep quiet. Sanjana, you go ahead with him.
You'll have beautiful babies.
Not just you, several other girls will have his babies. ls that all right?
However beautiful girls are, even if she is Aishwarya Rai,
once she falls for a guy,
They'll stay put like frogs in the well.
But good looking men are not like that.
Don't judge all men based on the ones you've met.
My guy Satish looks like Salnan Khan, but in these 4 years,
he hasn't even glanced at anyone else.
Good-looking men will always be in demand. That's because girls are horrible.
They won't worry even if the guy is married. They'll keep pursuing him.
But, even if the girl is a hot babe, once she becomes an ''Aunty'' her market is down.
Oh, yes! Actors Rajni and Kanal sing and dance even today.
But, what about Sripriya or Sridevi?
That's why l suggest we find some average looking guy and settle down.
Reject George.
Else, you'll always worry about when some girl is going to snatch him away from you.
Love doesn't have warranty or guarantee periods.
lf we are fine, everyone around us will also be fine.
Don't listen to this stupid girl and miss out on him.
Not a chance! That George won't suit you.
He will.
Oh, my god!! l an confused already, why are you confusing me further?
l have to save Sanjana from this villain.
What do l do!
Mokia is not in town.
Sanjana, he is a very bad guy!
That's terrible!
A friend in need is a friend in deed.
This isn't good either.
Sanjana, listen to what l an saying. He's...
Sanjana, life...
Not good.
Sanjana... l was ten years old.
Sanjana, l don't see how else l can tell you what l an feeling.
He's a very bad guy. He'll ruin your life
Please listen to ne.
We've arranged for the quarterly bash this Sunday.
lt has to be granderthan the last one.
We need everyone's co-operation for that.
The dress code is black and black.
Where's Sanjana?
She's on the terrace. She has a phone interview.
People are saying you are in love with George.
Don't mistake ne.
He looks like an inner wear model.
Please stop.
You can see hin in a movie.
He is fine to be in an advertisenent.
He won't be the best guy to run a family with.
lf you want a husband with a warranty, you should narry an ordinary guy like me.
No one will snatch us away.
We'll stay with you forever, as loyal as a puppy.
That's because you're beautiful, you're educated, and you are charming.
l'll feel bad if sonething happens to you.
Why should you feel bad?
When l was in ny 12th class, there was a girl called Kayalvizhi...
l was sincerely in love with her but never told her.
But, she was madly in love with a handsome guy called Abhishek.
He finally narried some other girl and left her.
Kayalvizhi is now sone mill owner's second wife.
lt hurts.
Don't worry! l will not be anyone's second wife.
l went overboard because of my concern for you...
Make way...
Work it out!
Will this be fine?
100 per cent!
What's this? People take his autograph.
But, he's taking yours.
That wasn't an autograph. That was an idea.
All the heroes in Kollywood take ideas from me.
Arya takes ideas that account to a bill of 6 lacs a month.
You're the smallest account l have.
Why did you want to meet ne?
l was not in town for just 1 day and you've run a rampage already.
You said you can't be pulled apart if you become friends.
That was true, but now, you can't become lovers all your life.
All your life you'll have to do odd jobs for her and be her errand boy.
Oh, my god! What do l do now?
You'll ask me as though you don't know it yourself.
You've spoken to her twice so far and the 2nd time has been an overdose. Right...?
Yes.
Don't worry. You've paid your fees. l'll take care of it.
Thank you very much.
You spoke about some party, what was that?
The quarterly bash...
lsn't that the one where you guys drink until the milkman arrives at dawn.
Yes.
You should wear one of your best out-fits and go there with a rose.
Why a rose?
To clean your ears with its stem! Silly question!
To declare your love!
Propose to her.
Propose... Already?
When do you want to propose? When you're 50 or 55?
lf it were someone else, by now he'd be married,
have kids and cone here for ideas to impress his sister-in-law.
You're dead slow.
Go, be brave and propose to her.
What if she says ''No''?
l'll gain. l can swipe the card again.
Oh! God!! Go. All the Best!
Are you ready?
All the best! Give it to her!
Wow! He's so handsome!
l would like to thank soneone at this monent.
Thanks to that kind soul who spread rumors linking Sanjana and me...
My hands are hurting. Hurry up and jump.
lf l upload a live video of you committing suicide,
l can add a lot more friends on Facebook.
l'll jump.
Nonsense! People who think about it for 22 minutes will not commit suicide.
Get down.
Don't have a crowd gathered as yet.
Had there been a crowd, l would've jumped.
You're not performing monkey tricks for crowds to gather.
l an choosing between life and death and you're making a comedy out of it.
lf l didn't have a sense of humor,
l'd have committed suicide a long while ago,
Said a great man...
Do you know who that was?
Dhoni?
Hey!
Power star...?
l'll whack you with ny slippers!
Fine, you tell ne.
Mohandas Karanchand Gandhi
Father of the nation.
l have an idea to see if you still stand a chance with that girl.
ls that so? Thank you. What should l do?
You'll ask as if you don't know yourself.
lf she responds coldly when he greets her...
lf she is serious when he's trying his best to make her laugh...
Congrats.
For what?
He was on his knees giving you flowers and you accepted it.
Oh! That.
Why are you sad?
No, l am happy.
lf she looks sad when she says she is happy, then you have another chance.
This White Queen is your babe...
This White King, that guy...
The Black King is you.
l am quite fair... can l be the White King?
Now, the White King...
Which Raja (King) an l, the Black or White?
You're Yuvan Shankar Raja!!!!
Shut up and listen to what l am saying!!!
You're irritating me. You are the Black King.
The White King, happy that his proposal is accepted, goes close to the Queen...
Should l follow him?
Don't keep thinking of following someone, try and lead.
That's when you'll come up in life.
No one is going to give you better advice, can you listen?
Now, this Black King has to turn Villain.
Do l have to turn Villain??
There's no big difference between a Hero and a Villain.
lf you're up to mischief after the wedding, you're the hero.
lf you do it before the wedding, you become the Villain.
Can you explain it in a way l'll understand?
l'll tell you clearly, listen to me.
The Queen is confused wondering if she fell in love with the White King in haste.
Their love is almost like a kite fluttering in mid air.
Using this chance, if the Black King sweeps in with a deal, the White King will be gone.
What should l do now, tell me?
l am not going to tell you.
lt's time for me to get down to action myself.
What are you looking at?
Can't you recognize me?
l am your school friend Priya.
Yes.
How long it's been since l saw you.
You've maintained a fit physique.
You look just like Salman Khan.
Who is this...? Your sister?
No, a friend.
Fine, l think you're busy. Call me later.
We'll meet up.
l couldn't recognize her, but she did instantly.
Wow!!
What a fit body!!
Do you like it?
You look like a male air hostess!
l'll transfer this picture on to my phone.
Each time l see this, l'll be motivated to build a body like yours.
No problem, take it through blue-tooth.
l'll take it right now.
Don't be arrogant because you got George.
You're just a passing cloud. Remenber that.
Sanjana's phone...
Don't swipe nore than Rs. 5000. lt's the month end.
3 people have been selected for our Australia project.
Your name is first on the list.
lt's just that l will miss you if you go.
Hey, Sanju, why don't you meet my parents before you go?
l am talking to you, but you're searching for something instead.
l can't find my phone.
lt will be around somewhere.
Look for it properly.
Can't you find it?
Try calling fron my phone.
Figure 6...
What happened?
Nothing...
Hello
l an the security guard speaking. Did you leave your phone behind?
The phone is in the security booth, please come and take it.
We've done everything as per plan. l will get Sanjana, won't l?
l once wanted to eat Nagoor biriyani, hence bought it and got onto a bus.
l was drunk and hence fell asleep.
When l woke up, l realized we were in Ulundhurpettai.
Since it was time for morning tea, l threw it out.
A hungry dog loitering around there ate the biriyani.
What is the life lesson you learnt from my experience?
You tell me.
lf a dog at Ulundhurpettai is meant to get the biriyani fron Nagoor,
No one can change it.
ln the same way, if that girl was meant to be for you, no one can change it.
That's ok. l get worried only when l think of George.
Anyone can give it a shot, but not everyone will get it.
Don't worry, that girl is yours for sure.
Don't think she'll sleep a wink after the bomb l've hurled.
Say ''No'' to George!
You can see him in a movie...
You'll have to always worry about who will snatch hin away.
Many of us tried for George.
But once we fall in love, they'll make a better of us and eat us up.
He is not the best guy to run a family with.
You're just a passing cloud. renember that.
Figure 6...
They are frauds, all of them!!
What's up, Sanju, why did you call me all of a sudden?
This is not working out, George.
What?
The two of us... l don't know how to say it.
l shouldn't have agreed when you proposed to me.
l got carried away when you proposed to me so dranatically in front of so many people.
That's the biggest mistake l made. l get it now.
l am really not in love with you.
You're too fast, Sanjana.
Even with impressing me and now.
Should l drop you?
No, it's fine. l need to shop.
My friend will come. l'll go back with her.
Sanjana, why are you walking alone?
l just came for a walk.
Should l drop you?
lt's fine. l'll go by myself.
Have George and you broken up?
He has changed his status to ''single'' on Facebook. That's why.
Already!?
kumar, will you drop me?
What you said earlier was correct.
What did l say?
That you'll get a warranty only if we fall in love with guys like you.
l just don't know what l should say...
After l saw you, l am not me anymore...
l do not understand, Whon l can ask about this...
lf l try talking to you, l an rendered speechless.
There is no world around me...
l have no consciousness anymore...
And how this happened...
l just don't know...
There is no night in the sky...
l still exist, it's ok...
Should l say more...?
l an unable to ...
l just don't know what l should say...
After l saw you, l am not me anymore...
l was watching you...
And as l walked on the sidewalk,
The road seemed to float...
l kept thinking of you...
And as l put down ny signature, it became poetry...
l would like to become a doll you could cuddle
Softly on your lap,
And be with you when you are alone...
l want to live like a flower-pot in your tiny hands...
And be beside you forever and ever...
Your beautiful cheeks are like a touch-screen computer...
And your eyes are the love God's mischief...
Your lips are like two lined poetry...
You mean the world to me...
When you walk a little ahead of me...
l can smell your fragrance...
Please speak a few words to me...
And l can sense your breath...
You are the green grass...
You are the dew drop...
And if l think of it, there is no woman like you!
You are daylight at night...
You are the sunlight in rain...
And in ny assessment...
There is no poetry like you!
There is no world around me...
l have no consciousness anymore...
And how this happened, l just don't know...
There is no night in the sky...
l still exist, it's ok...
Should l say more...?
l an unable to ...
l just don't know what l should say...
After l saw you, l am not me anymore...
wretched man!! l was in a romantic mood.
Why did you have to run into my bike to die?
Soneome ran into him. Let's take him to the hospital.
Oh, my God!
What happened, dad?
Dad!?
Nothing to worry about. The x ray has been taken.
How did you get hurt?
Some rogue riding the bike rashly ran into me.
Thankfully, this young man brought me to the hospital.
Thank you very nuch, kumar.
Do you know him from before?
Yes, dad. He works in my office.
That's good.
You've come to Chennai all of a sudden.
l came for some work at court.
l thought l'll surprise you with a visit.
But, you had to visit me instead.
l'll get going.
Are you kidding? You'd better rest.
That's not necessary. The Doctor has said l can be discharged.
Why should l stay here unnecessarily?
How are you going back?
The train is at 4.30. The tickets have been booked.
Should l drop you at the Station?
Why bother you.
This is no trouble. l'll drop you.
Why thank me...
Can l just...
Rangaswany in Bonbay keeps enquiring about you.
lf you're ok, we can go ahead with wedding arrangements for their son and you.
Please dad, don't be in a hurry.
l an going to drop my babe's dad-that's ny father-in-law at the station.
What should l do?
When ice cream or sweets fall onto your plate, you should lap it up without a thought.
Tell me clearly.
Attacking your father-in-law is the most important condition for the success of this operation.
What time is the train?
The Train is at 4.30, from Egnore.
Don't change a word of what l am saying
Follow it to the T. l'll take care of everything else.
Sir, water.
Thanks
You can leave if you want to?
lt's fine, l'll stay.
Has the Kanyakumari Express gone?
lt's late by 10 ninutes.
Sir, l need to speak to you about something important.
Tell me.
Sir, l need to fall in love with your daughter. l need your permission for that.
What are you saying, son?
l've not breathed a word about my love to Sanjana.
lt's a big hassle to get her involved and then seek permission fron elders.
That's why l thought l will speak to you first.
Fabulous! That's a great approach.
l was talking about him.
My eldest sister is a gazetted officer;
the second one is a lawyer.
An educated fanily...
l can send you my horoscope through courier.
You can check about me.
l have a good reputation. l haven't even spoken to a girl.
lt's a respected family. He's been brought up well.
l an surprised to see a boy like him in these times.
You continue your conversation. l won't disturb you.
You are saying all kinds of things.
But we have to consider traditions and protocol.
Definitely, Sir! That is why l am talking to you instead of talking to Sanjana.
You cannot find another boy like this.
lf l had a daughter l will get her narried to him.
Sir, don't you have manners?
Look -- he's getting angry. A person who gets angry will also have a good heart.
The train's here.
His anger is justified. He seens like a nice guy.
Sir, you're leaving without saying anything.
lf you ask me all of a sudden, what can l say?
You seem like a nice guy.
Seem?? No way!! He's made of Gold.
Let him be. You tell ne.
You send in your details to ne. l'll try talking to Sanjana.
Your talking can wait. Arrive at a quick decision.
Don't miss your train talking to us.
lt's fine if l miss the train. You don't miss the boy. Don't let him go.
He's a nice guy.
See you.
Sir, don't forget. l'll wait for you to have a chat.
Fine!
Hello! Mokia sent me. Give me Rs. 1500.
Going by the Dad's personality, l am not sure his daughter will be very impressive.
Be careful with spending your money.
And put in a good word for me with Mokia, that's when he will pay me well.
kumar, make way.
Sanjana will work in kumar's tean from today.
You're my God!! Thanks!
Which brand of foreign liquor do you want? Tell me.
What's the matter?
You managed to get Sanjana into my departnent somehow...
l didn't bring her in. She volunteered to join your team.
By crossing endless hurdles, and hatching several conspiracies...
And ensuring that the beautiful and innocent Sanjana falls for his plans...
kumar has become an inspiration and point of reference
for several useless youngsters.
And for this he is given the Achiever's award for2013.
You said you'll give me some foreign liquor?
l have to toil but you'll get the foreign liquor?
What nonsense are you talking!!
What did you tell my dad, kumar?
He was talking only about you.
We were talking about general things like lndian politics, economics, spirituality...
Should l drop you home?
lt's ok. l'll take the office bus.
You found another guy already?
Yes, if you're smart enough, you find another guy as well!
You drop me back.
Why does Harini talk to me so irritably?
Just as much as all men will get bugged with George,
all the girls will get bugged with you.
What did George do?
We're leading real lives.
lf you find a guy who looks like Genini Ganesan with a great physique,
won't one be bugged?
kumar, can you drop me off at the temple on the way?
Why should l drop you? l'll cone along.
Bless me.
That's enough. Get up.
l didn't think you will come to my wedding.
You didn't give me an invitation. That's fine. l didn't come to give you a gift.
l came to collect ny consultation fee that is due.
Give me the money.
l have wooed her and am married to her now.
Why should l give you any money?
Just attend the wedding, eat and get going.
Else, l'll tell my father-in-law that you're causing a commotion.
Uncle...
Yes, Son-in-law... - Nothing
lf l conplain to him, he'll beat you up.
ls that all right?
This lady who is standing next to you as your wife...
Another guy approached me asking to woo her.
l sent him off because l took an advance from you
l'll have to re-open his file.
ls that all right?
Uncle...
Yes, Son-in-law... - Nothing
Don't try to scare me with this guy.
You make a great pair.
My little sister sleeps like a flower...
With the hope that her brother will take care of her...
She dreams beautiful dreams that melt away...
The brother moves ahead in his imaginary chariot...
You!!!
You go ahead. l'll join you.
Where are you?
At the temple.
With whom?
With my lover
lt's only thanks to your help, ny love is bearing fruit.
There maybe several gods at this temple,
but you're the one who reclaimed my love for me,
you are my only God.
l can't believe this!!!
Did she say it...?
Can't be!
Nothing like that will happen.
Nor should it happen.
Hey, Popeye face! Are you in love with her?
How did you know?
l can see you nibbling your fingers!!
Satish, give me sone idea to woo her.
l need to give you an idea? Don't l have anything else to do?
Don't say that. l'll give you money. Please.
l can make money if l give ideas for love.
Drop this paper on her path.
lf she bends to pick it up, it'll be easy to make her fall for you.
There's nothing in this. What's the point in giving this?
What if you've written something in this and she gets you caught.
Safety is first. Just do as you are told.
Don't cry. l an telling you. My dad won't say anything.
Aren't you coming to school?
My dad got to know about our love.
l don't know what to do, give me an idea.
Take this and give me an idea.
Just elope with this girl.
Oh! My god!!
Tell me the reason for beating me and then beat me!
Because your son spoilt my son's mind with useless ideas,
he has now run away with some girl.
Why are you beating me for that? lt hurts.
lf you had brought him up well, why would he have such wretched thoughts?
There's no place for you in this house anymore! Get lost!!
Are you even acting like a young boy?
Dad...
l can give ideas for love and make pot loads of money.
lt's a business idea no one has thought of before.
lt needs no investment.
We can become an Anbani in 5 years.
One can die instead. l'll put an end to this.
lf you ever cross this line, l'll break your bones!
Get lost!!!
Why are you standing here?
Go away. ls your affection soaring?
Get in.
Mother...
How are you? Why have you become so thin?
Do you eat all your meals at a hotel?
l eat just one meal there.
What about the 2 other meals?
l ask for a take-away and then eat it at home.
Hey!
ls that even important?
Why didn't you tell me about my sister coming to Chennai?
lt's thanks to him. Forget that.
lt's so long since l saw you.
lt seems just like yesterday to me.
Look at the line that was drawn several years back. lt looks new
lrrespective of whether we paint the house during festivals,
Your Father ensures this line is touched up every week, just so that you don't come back home.
That's not the reason. He uses that as an excuse to grab more land from the road.
Look at that. He's drawn the line 10 feet away from the Entrance. The rogue!!
Let's go in.
lf you dare cross that line, l'll chop your legs off.
Dad's here.
l knew it when l saw it missing the mark.
Shameless guy! You have no respect or shame. l have it in abundance.
lf you have so much of it, pack some for me,
l'll take it while going back.
Do you know why l am here?
Don't say a word.
l've been humiliated enough because of you.
Do you know how much the police beat me that day?
When l see you, even l feel like beating you, won't the policemen want to?
What did you say?
He hasn't changed, not even a bit.
We could have had a donkey instead of having him for a son!
lf you wanted to give birth to a donkey,
you should have married one instead of a wonan.
What do you want now?
l don't want anything fron you Mr. Kunjithapadhan.
Your daughter is hanging out with a guy called kumar. Check on that.
You don't qualify even to utter kumar's name.
He is a very good boy.
Won't this man ever understand? Tell hin he is a big fraud.
A drunkard will think everyone else is wobbling.
A fraud like you will think everyone else is also a fraud.
Our family is indeed lucky to find a boy like Kumar.
lf my daughter says she likes him,
l will blindly give my consent for this wedding.
l an going to kill him.
Stop this!!
He doesn't listen to whatever l say.
Try and understand, Dad.
Don't call me ''Dad''!
Should l abuse you instead?
You can do whatever you want.
l will kill you if you go to Chennai and see my daughter.
Come in!!
Get lost, Kunjithapadhan!!!
You said l could call you anything l wanted!
Go in!!
Go in, Kunjithapadhan!!!
Don't see us ever again!
l got them together. Won't l know to separate them?
l'll put an end to this myself.
Not great!
How is this top?
This is better.
lf they brought her up well at home, why would she be like this?
Most girls try and get gifts like l-phones and gold chains fron their boyfriends!
This one is looking at clothes!
l have to blame it on the way she's brought up.
Hi, Mokia!
Hi!
l believe you called for me.
Can you do me a small favour?
Why do you say such things?
You gave ny 2 useless brothers ideas to fall in love and got then narried.
Our family is obliged to you.
l an paying for that sin now.
Don't say such things.
That's my 3rd brother, if you give him some ideas for love,
he will get settled as well.
Him??
What does my brother lack?
All he lacks is a trunk. He can well be an elephant!
Fine! Come to the point, what do you want us to do?
l'll tell you.
Do you see that guy there?
Who?
Do you see that guy there in a yellow shirt, talking to a girl...?
Yes...
You have to do something so that he never talks to that girl ever again.
What is this, you bring lovers together.
Why are you asking us to separate them?
l've opened a new branch for separating lovers,
so that the girls' brothers can be happy.
What should we do?
Go there and make a scene in front of that girl saying he has sonething going with your sister.
ls it enough if we make a scene?
Not enough! lf possible, just gobble him like an Anaconda!
l don't know what you will do.
He should never go near that girl ever again!
Do sonething like that. l'll hide behind a pillar till then.
There's no pillar here.
There it is!
Why are you pulling my leg? l need to go there and make a scene!
Are you going to? Go ahead!
Wow! l can see container trucks go past.
You were hanging out with my sister all along and now you've found a new girl!
How dare you!
lf l whack you on this ear, you'll go deaf on the other!
Do you want to see it!
lf l punch you hard, your insides will cone flying out!
lf l push you down and pounce on you,
you'll go flat like a rubber ball under a road roller.
Did you hear that?
What is our boss saying?
He's saying this is not enough.
That's all?
Why are you looking there?
Do you think you are some casanova?
How many girls will you cheat?
Annakili!!
The boy l was talking about has gone.
This poor guy looks like sone innocent balloon seller and you're beating him up.
What's this, boss? You said he was wearing a yellow shirt.
l was talking about stripes, he's wearing checks...
Couldn't you find sonething else to wear?
You've come here just to confuse us!
lt's not him, then?
Sorry, boss. There's been a mix up.
lt's ok.
Are you their boss?
They keep saying ''boss'' a dozen times,
why do you still have a doubt?
Boys!
Guards!!
Oh! My God!! Guns!!
Are you rounding up a military colonel?
Who are you?
Pakistan, Al Qaeda, Lashkar-e-Toiba or sleeper cells...?
They look like people who work in stone cells.
Do they look like sleeper cells to you?
We're small tine guys. Don't grill us like actor Vijay in Thupaki.
Whatever you threatened to do to ne, you will do that to him!
Else l'll get you shot.
You said if you slap me on one ear, l won't be able to hear with the other!! Show me!
Annakili, don't hit me. l won't be able to take it.
You threatened to stamp a person to the ground.
Come on! Do it.
You like everything, don't you?
What's the problem?
l don't know. Let's go.
You escaped this time. But you'll get caught the next time.
ls this the first time, brother?
Yes, ''Red Light''! How did you know?
He's come to this place, but he's feeling as shy as a newly wed.
Feel free, brother!!
We have girls from Tanil Nadu, Andhra, Kerala, Karnataka,
Uttar Pradesh and other states.
l am not planning to make him contest elections for this state wise classification.
Choose the best in this lost and send one across.
Saroja, take him. You'll be right for a beginner
This seems wrong to me. l don't want to, boss.
No, listen to what l am saying.
You can even lose a fight in a battle ground, but you cannot lose in the bedroom.
This is the main reason why many married couples separate.
Only if you win this one can l consider you as fully trained.
This is included in the package.
Nevertheless...
Are you going to heed the advice of your master or not?
Even if you ask me to jump into a well, l will.
This seems a good idea, will use it if l need to.
l am scared. Will you come along?
This is not a tour for mne to come along.
You have to go alone for such things. Go!
Fear will turn into success. Come back victorious.
Aren't you going to be by yourself till he's back?
Why don't you go to another roon?
l can give you a discount if you want.
Do you want to pass off substandard stuff to me in the name of a discount!
Looks like you night even offer festival discounts!
Get lost!
l know! You're going to the opposite building.
lt's a waste! Old stock! My brother is the agent there.
Oh! God! Your family is ruining several others! Take your hands off me.
Maya, answer Sanjana's phone.
ls it Sanjana?
She's having a bath. Who are you?
That is not important. Listen carefully to what l am saying.
A guy on a scooter ran over Sanjana's dad's leg.
He had a bike accident just last week.
For the good man that he is, he can even get hit by a bus or train soon.
That's not important.
l've admitted hin in the hospital.
Come immediately to the address l am giving you.
Oh! My god!
What happened?
Hello, Police Station?
Make a cup of tea that one can drink.
Sister!!
What? Sister?
l didn't want to hurt my teacher by disobeying him.
That's why l came in.
lf l go out immediately, he'll know.
l'll sit here for half an hour and then leave.
A boy like you in these times!!!
Pack 1 bun for Anna Nagar and 2 butter biscuits for Keelkattalai...
Why do you buy biscuits from here and send it to Anna Nagar.
Don't they have tea shops there?
This is the pick up point for our Business. 'butter biscuit'' is a code word.
Why do all of you in this business, wear a dhoti...? ls this a uniform?
There's a reason. You'll understand when the time is right.
Block the vehicle!!!
Why are you going inside instead of running out?
l can switch off the electricity only if l go in.
Turning off electricity is our sign.
That's when our girls can run out through the back door along with the customers.
What? They'll escape?
Hey! Wait.
Hurry up! Round then up!
What are you going to do?
Turn on the main switch.
My people will get caught if you turn it on.
My boy will escape otherwise
Listen to me. Let it go.
They night escape in the dark, light a match-stick if you have one.
Damn!
What is it?
l haven't seen such a horrible sight in all these years.
Why don't you throw then inside the jail instead of turning off the light and giving a live commentary!
lt is two men hugging each other.
We shouldn't differentiate between men and women while on duty.
Light it.
Where are they?
Hello! ls it Sun TV, Raj TV?
Hello, is it CNN, lBN, Thanthi TV?
Sir, we have a live coverage today, please do come.
Relief! l've informed all the channels.
You're inviting TV channels as if it's a movie function.
Will you even have a press meet?
These are business tactics.
People in this kind of business cannot advertise directly.
When we get caught in situations like this, we have to turn it into a marketing canpaign.
That's when everyone will get to know that this business exists here.
This is a business tactic!
Don't raise your voice, the police are around.
l an not new to being beaten by police. Do you want to see my body?
Do you have a body?
Look at this!
Cover it! The ant may just drag you away for food.
You are here!!
Are you calling Puthiya Thalai Murai because they got left out?
At this rate, you may even make me a business partner!
The guy who is hiding behind the cupboard there...
lf l call him now, his phone will ring and the police will catch him.
That's why.
The call's going through but why can't l hear the ring.
My girls put the custoner's phone on silent node so that no time is wasted.
They are such professionals.
You're in a shameless profession and you even want to market this
Move away!!
Why are you trembling so nuch at the sight of policemen?
l an not trembling, that's my phone vibrating in my pocket.
Oh, my!! My boss has called.
Get up!!
Excuse me, Sir. l haven't come here for anything hanky panky!
l am from a decent family. l am a master.
l have 50 students.
Why did you come here?
Search the entire place!
Send everyone.
Sir, if you want to know the reasons for me being here,
you should lift that yellow saree.
How dare you tell a policenan to lift the green saree!
l an talking about yellow not green!!
Give me a dhoti if you have one.
You asked me why l wear a dhoti. Do you realize its value now?
We wear a dhoti only to hide our faces in such embarrassing situations.
lt doesn't matter even if people see your old face!
Hey, Stop!
What happened, Vidya?
What happened?
Tell me! What happened?
That's my Satish!
ls this your Satish?
ls this the Satish you were in love with for all these years?
You said he was as good looking as Salnan Khan!
When l was in love, he seemed like Salnan Khan to me.
But his actions are that of Santhanan's ...
Be glad you escaped. He's been a fraud ever since he was a kid.
Do you know him from before?
You don't have to know him personally.
You can tell fron his face. He's a fraud.
Don't jump to conclusions before knowing why he went there.
Mokia could have gone into this house even on other work?
Don't pacify me. What other work will one have in that house?
You're right.
But, how do you know that he is also called Mokia?
That's right...
l saw that on the evening flash news.
What, flash news?
They are going to rip this apart on the news.
My reputation has gone for a toss!
What did l not do for him?
Why does he do such things?
All men are frauds.
Frauds!!
Vidya!!
Your friend is very upset.
She will be. She was madly in love with him for nore than 4 years.
How would it feel seeing him in this state?
You won't do this to me, will you, kumar?
How will l do this to you? Never!
Hey, Sanjana! Come.
l an coming.
You won't do this to me, will you, Kumar?
Hey!!
She has said 'yes' to love...
You have worked with fire in your belly, kumar...
You have confessed your love by yourself...
You have worked with fire in your belly, kumar...
You have confessed your love by yourself...
Abracadabra...
She has cone to cast a spell...
Yes, she has said it...
She has whispered her love in his ears...
She has touched his cheeks...
She has nothing to hide...
She has let go of her shyness...
And scorched him with a kiss...
She said it in a jiffy...
And pushed me into a pot of honey...
She enchanted me instantly...
And stuck beside me...
She has said 'yes' to love...
She has given him a tiny kiss, just now...
She saunters without a care...
Oh, she has kissed him now...
She seens very confident...
She is trapped...
A round noon, a full noon...
A churned moon...
A bent moon which turns this way and that,
To eat Gold...
l had shut out ny love in my tiny eyes...
But l have now given my heart in a platter to you...
Oh, God!
This world has not seen this kind ofbeauty...
No one has seen such beauty, ever!
She has said 'yes' to love...
She has given him a tiny kiss, just now...
She saunters without a care...
Oh, she has kissed him now...
She seens very confident...
She is trapped...
Has she settled down?
Has she blossoned inch by inch?
ls she sweet?
ls she the one who came and threw love's flower into your ear?
She is a statue made from a silver mountain...
When you stand close to her, she'll shinner like mercury...
Rascal...
You cajole me with your words...
And make me comply beautifully...
And are taking me into the unknown...
She has said 'yes' to love...
She has given him a tiny kiss, just now...
She saunters without a care...
Oh, she has kissed him now...
She seens very confident...
She is trapped...
Brother-in-law...
You go ahead, l'll cone.
We got a bail easily because ny Brother-in-law is a lawyer.
Even though you got caught because of me, you never gave me away.
l am really impressed with that sacrifice.
Sacrifice... and me?
How was the treatment inside?
l an not getting out of Apollo hospital, for you to be checking on me.
Because that short Policenan couldn't reach ne to hit ne, he bit ne!!
l an a shy guy, but our love is divine.
Brother!!!
Oh, ny god!! Your brother has seen us!!
Pay up and run!!
l am going to kill you! Wait.
Hey! l am your best friend.
l will kill you. Don't run.
Don't chase me then.
Traitor!
You won't find a better groon for your sister.
Wait.
Don't chase me like l am the terrorist in Thupaki.
Wait.
Dann! He got away! lf only l got hold of him!!!
Why on earth did you fall in love with that guy?
One day he asked me to call his nunber as his phone was missing.
Was the phone in his pocket?
Yes.
Did he send you a nessage saying ''l love you''?
Yes.
What will happen if our fanily gets to know?
Everyone knows.
Actually, even before he told ne, he very decently told our sister about it.
Was there an old nan next to him?
Yes!
Did he say you won't find another guy if you miss this one?
Yes!
For sure! lt is our Bombay Ganesan.
He took a week's leave to go out of town, but has started a branch by himself.
Did you see that, boss?
He was hanging out with me, and used the ideas you gave me to entice my sister!
As a brother, l can't merely standby and watch these things.
l an not from a lowly family.
l have good blood running in my veins...
No man with an ounce of dignity and respect will watch this quietly.
l'll have to hang my head in shane if people know
l am responsible for my sister's love story.
lf he used my ideas to entice my sister,
it is as good as me setting up my sister for him.
l won't let this love story unfold any further.
lf l do, that would mean l was not born to one set of parents.
Come on!
Don't cry.
She hasn't done anything different from what people in our family have done.
Why are you kicking up such a fuss? - That's right.
What are you blabbering?
He has planned this whole thing.
She trusted him like an idiot.
You can entice a girl with soneone else's idea.
That is fair.
lf someone does that to your sister, is that unfair?
Which idiot gave you the idea of going to a coaching class to fall in love?
Do you think women are objects to use a formula on then to make then fall for you?
How bad she'd feel if after the wedding she comes to know,
That each thing you did was merely a ploy to inpress her.
Will you go to him and ask him for ideas for the ''First night''?
What are you blabbering?
Why are you shouting at us?
lf you trap women the way they trap wild animals in a forest,
is that called love?
Tell Sanjana the truth, and apologize to her first.
lf she forgives you and takes you back even after knowing all that you've done,
you can lead a peaceful life.
What are you going to do, boss?
ls it going to be business or affection?
Rita, if l lose my business, l can even sell peanuts on the beach.
But, if people know l'm responsible for my sister's love affair,
l won't be able to face the world.
l started the game and l'll play foul and finish it.
The rumor that George and me have sonething going between us...
That was our idea...
Saving my nane as ''Figure 6'' on the phone...
That was our idea...
Setting up someone at the Railway station to impress ny father...
That was our idea...
Running over my dad and getting him admitted in the hospital...
That was...
That was not our plan. That was really an accident.
Hey!! What are you doing here?
l told you about him. He is that rogue!!
He was the one who took my phone nunber, kissed me in public and got hit by me.
l rehearsed it with her in order to entice you.
What? A rehearsal with me? Did you think of me as a lab rat?
l will kill you.
What do you think of yourself?
How many girls have you cheated like this?
lf l spot you ever again!
Send him out!
Listen to what l am saying...
Don't utter another word.
l trusted you, but you cheated ne.
Don't ever see me again.
Sanjana, listen to me. Please.
Open the door.
l an going to kill him.
Don't run.
Listen to me.
l didn't know it was you when l gave those ideas.
l swear l didn't know.
You did it unknowingly!!
Sister!!
l want to tear you to pieces! l an that angry.
Let me go!!
Even killing you is a sin.
You're trying to set your sister up with a guy,
are you worthy of being a brother?
Don't see me ever!
What are you doing?
Sanjana rejected ne. l an going to commit suicide.
He's doing what l came to do.
l know you've come to cut the rope with that knife and save me fron committing suicide.
My grandpa has said you shouldn't disturb a guy who's sleeping.
Nor should you disturb a guy who's about to hang himself...
You continue.
Boss, can you do me a favour on your way out?
Should l push your tongue back in place after you've hung yourself?
No, boss.
Break this bottle and go.
l bought this foreign liquor for Rs. 25,000 to treat you if my love net with success.
Now that there is no Sanjana, what good is this bottle?
Break this right in front of my eyes.
lt's only your love that was a failure, not your liver.
Why should you break this? lnstead of throwing it away like this,
we can throw it after drinking it.
l am all churned up.
That's how you will feel if you drink it raw.
l an all churned up when l think she didn't understand me.
Girls are like liquor, quite raw.
We have to add a dash of love and dilute then.
Like some liquors, only after mixing it will we know that it doesn't suit us.
People who drink to pass tine will throw up that liquor and move on to the next one.
l mean he will go after another girl.
But someone like you
who's truly in love will break the bottle if the liquor doesn't suit him.
l mean suicide.
Now, tell me what you're going to do.
Why did you break the bottle?
You asked me to break the bottle!
l should blame nyself for hinting things. l should have told you directly.
Why are you feeling so bad? We have another bottle?
We do?
Will you for sure commit suicide after drinking this?
You won't change your mind, will you?
l'd rather die instead of living without Sanjana.
Do you love my sister that much?
l love her to death!
ls Sanjana your sister...?
l took your advice and enticed her without even knowing she was your sister.
There can be no one worse than me...
l gave you ideas to entice my own sister. l am the worse one. Give me that.
lt's quite late, can you please wake up.
Good morning.
Drink some coffee.
She's referring to me as 'ln law'!
kumar told us about everything
They say drinking hurts the family but for the first tine it has mended the family.
Here's the towel. l am kumar's2nd sister.
Are you looking at our house?
We'd painted the house green according to Vasthu rules,
but kumar told us Sanjana likes yellow.
We changed it to yellow.
What are you looking at?
My daughter seems fonder of Sanjana than of me.
Am l right?
The child is vomiting, is she unwell?
We are vegetarians, but as Sanjana is non-vegetarian, we are getting trained...
Did we do anything wrong?
You have tears in your eyes.
You like our house don't you?
This is not a house. This is Director Vikranan's movie...
Hey, baldy!! How's he here?
Do you know hin already?
He came to me for an idea to entice a babe.
Even then l knew you'll land up as a cook.
Did it work out with her?
Oh! God! His wife is the 'babe' l was referring to!
Don't give me any advice, Maya, please.
l an not going to give you advice. Can l tell you the truth?
All of us are looking for a ''Mr. Perfect'', but there is no such person in reality.
They are frauds! All of them!
Let's go.
The whole city is abuzz because of ''Sorry'' hoardings all over town.
Let's find out from the very man who has put up all this.
Look at that!
l cheated the only person l should have been most true to.
Wherever she sees ne, she'll only be angry.
Yet, l have to apologize to her.
That's why l've put up hoardings in places that'll catch her eye.
l will not give up until she sees these hoardings and forgives me and takes me back.
Your guy is spreading your fame.
He's enbarrassing me.
What are you doing here, Kumar?
l an putting up hoardings for Sanjana to see.
lf you have to see her, you have to go to Australia.
What are you saying, sir?
She has asked for a posting there and has left to Australia.
Rush to the airport, else you will never be able to see her.
My God!
Don't go away in haste because you're angry.
Are you trying to blackmail me emotionally?
Forgive me, Sanjana.
l have to know someone to forgive them.
l don't even know who you are, why should l forgive you?
You're not worthy of even saying ny name.
Don't even stand in front of ne. l an getting angry.
lf l see you again, l will you hit with these slippers.
Hurry up.
Sign this.
Why are you late?
There was a traffic jam.
lt's getting late, shall we leave?
Take this.
We'll see you in the evening.
There's no hurry. You can even come in the morning.
Even if it's the hospital, you shouldn't hang out alone before the wedding.
We'll see you. Leave early.
Dad called. He wanted to know when you're getting discharged.
He wants to speak to you.
About what?
He wants you to come with your fanily to seek my hand in marriage.
What's the hurry to get married?
Can l speak to him for the last time and send him off.
This is the last time, if l see you with him again,
l'll kill you.
lt looks like your love has fallen in place, brother-in-law.
Brother-in-law?
Yes, l was kind oftouched when you were ready to give up your life for ny sister.
l was totally touched by the love your fanily has for ny sister.
But, l'll be in trouble if we stay in touch.
lt's best you move away....
Can l say something before that?
Tell me...
Do you know why Sanjana got back to you again?
She felt bad for me after the accident and took me back because of sympathy.
That was not an accident, Mr. Kumar.
Forgive me, Sanjana.
lt's the first time you're getting into action. All the best, boss.
You're the first one to wish someone for having an accident.
Nevertheless, l appreciate your loyalty.
Boss, he's leaving. start the vehicle.
Rita, timing is more important than driving. watch this.
You can't fool today's girls light heartedly.
You have to fool them seriously.
That is why l didn't even tell you about the plan.
You ran into me with your car on purpose?
Yes.
Boss, even if you didn't hit me, l would have had an accident that day.
Sanjana, forgive me.
Be careful, don't hit him for real.
Even if we hit him, that won't be a problem.
He was the one who planned it.
Don't kill him. He's our brother-in-law.
Nevertheless, the job is more important.
He has left.
Start.
Who's that? Soneone else got him before us.
lt's the training l got from the boss.
You have worked with fire in your belly, Kumar... You've passed.
They're frauds, all of them!!
Even if they speak sweetly,
And look at us sentimentally,
Or even if they cutely show empathy,
Or without fail say 'hello' daily,
And send us poems on SMS,
Or beg us saying they love us truly...
They are all... frauds...
All boys are frauds!
Handsome frauds!
Clever frauds!
Complete frauds!
He will buy you whatever you ask for...
He will take good care of you...
lf you go to the beach, he will buy you things to eat...
And if it's your birthday, he'll even become the candle...
lf you shout at him rudely and knock him on the head,
He will react timidly...
lf you ask him to get lost when he lies incessantly,
He'll say 'please' and beg sweetly...
Whatever he says...
Whatever he does...
All boys are frauds!
Handsome frauds!
Clever frauds!
Complete frauds!
Even if he begs and cajoles,
Calling you his darling, his soul...
Saying he cannot exist without you...
They are frauds!
Oh, my darling... Oh, my soul... my soul... my soul...
Even if they speak sweetly,
And look at us sentimentally,
Or even if they cutely show empathy,
Or without fail say 'hello' daily,
And send us poems on SMS,
Or beg us saying they love us truly...
They are all... Frauds...
Handsome frauds!
Clever frauds!
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